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Dearest readers,
1-3-03 7th period
I foremost want to apologize for the delay of the incoming newsletters. As you
already know, I'm been on my vacation to San Francisco, California. The west
coast is nice and SF was my residence for 5 years of my life. Well, weathers
nice low 50's, beaches, and of course the girls (bikinis, come on!). (sigh) i
miss Cali, ok today I will want to talk about my fear of flying....(your
thinking, ok...he's been on a vacation to Cali and he is afraid of an 6 hour
plane trip? What a loser!!!). LET ME tell you about planes and how they scare to
the crap out of me. While, they CLAIM that airline travel is SAFE, they forgot
about the frickin "crashing into the big building and burning in jet fuel kind
of thing 2 years ago" (if you don't know what I'm talking about, go shoot
yourself............now). I mean, WHAT THE HELL am I suppose to think when I'm
travelling at 500 mph at 40,000 feet above ground, STRAPPED to this metal tube
with wings and EXPLOSIVE gallons of JET FUEL...? HUH??? what about THAT??? Safe?
Safe my sorry ass..safe..pshh..BULL! ALL BULL!!! Not to mention my mini-war with
the onboard flight attendant. It all started with that STUPID, IDIOTIC safety
demonstration.."the emergency exits is located in the back, front, and sides of
the aircraft....etc." I was soo fed up with this, I started yelling,
"BOrinnggggggggg, shutup you minimum waged freak." Of course, they thought I'm
TOOO violent so they escorted me off of the plane and lectured me about
politeness. I held back to flight scedule for 2 hours by asking, "WHY?" ("young
man you should be more polite" "Why?" "Nancy is a special person, treat her
nice" "why?")after every lecture. When I was finally let back onto the flight,
the same attendeant named, "Nancy" was prepping the food in the galley. On a
side note, have you notice the "flight attendant button" at the top of the seat
where you have the lights and A/C? Well, I started maniac-like pressing the
button for over 10 minutes continiosly and it made a continious peeping sound. I
stopped when all of (hint hint, fat)Nancy came over and told me to stop it. I
did........for a while. Then, when she left, I again started the pressing the
button, hopefully driving her crazy. Well, it did and she collaspe under the
stress and melted her brain in the stove...just kidding, she came over and
yelled at me. Well, thats about it...BUT, I need to discuss the dangerous
conditions while flying. Think about it, your strapped tight with your seatbelt
onto a flying metal rusted tube with wings and gallons of jet fuels ready to
ingnite with a spark. Not to mention, the cat that belongs to the passenger next
to me. That cat is stowed away under the seat in some small bag. What is up,
with the coach class seats, its like 2 ft across and 1 inch thick. Also, the
seat goes back for 10 degrees, no different from the normal striaght up seating.
IT pisses me off SOOO bad. Thankfully, I get 1st class all the way (thanks to my
connection in the airlines). 1st class is like comparing gold to shit. The seat
can lean back for 180 degrees (for ppl who arenen't in geometry
(cough)(cough)SPED(cough), the seat is 90 degrees upright normally, and 180
degrees is flat(like a bed). Anyway, have you tried the airline food these days,
"YUCK!" the coach class food taste like gravel sprinkled with sugar, the 1st
class is much better, I enjoyed a huge chunk of roast beef with veggies and
baked potatoes, with great servings of ice cream sundae to top it off. HEH, the
coach class lunch..................a piece of cold bread with water. Tsk Tsk
Tsk, suxs for them. If you feel you need to travel in the future, fly 1st class,
pleaze don't settle with cold bread with water and rock hard seats........!!!
Talk to me, I'll hook you up...;)
In the meantime, be cool and peace out loyal readers..
Your frickin communist guy,
Will
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