Canadians and Their Flag
Hey people,

Wasup? I've been doing some massive think (u don't have the brains to think you idiot -Wil's imaginary mole rat) and I was came across this article about Canadians in some magazine ([cough]porno[cough] - mole rat)....shutup mole, anyway this started my mind, WHAT is UP with those "wanabe americans". They say, there "civilized" and "powerful"...(sniker)(sniker) poor canadian bastards....silly silly...when you say "civilized", do you mean the Igoloos that is scattered throghout your frozen Iceland you call "Canadia"? You live on frozen fish from that frozen wasteland and stupid igiloos. If I have a chance, I PERSONALLY will go over there to your stinkin "civilized" ice place and melt all YOUR FRICKIN igillooos! Have you notice that, some dog houses are modeled after igoloos, so when you put 2 and 2 together, wat do you get? primitive, funny accent, stupid flag, red wearing police mounted force thingys. This brings me to another BIG subject about the losers...their flag..! Imagine yourself walking down the street and some dude comes up to you and asks wat is on your flag. If your a good ol' american, you say, "I have stars and strips." Sounds cool dosen't it? Well, if your a stupid canadian, you say, "I have a piece of leaf."..........LEAF ladies and gents, A LEAF WITH A TIWG!!!!!! HOW simple and IDIOTIC can you GET???? Whoaa, I think the leaf will scare ppl when we go to war...whoaaaa....its all stupidly planned, they live in igoloos and they have a leaf as a flag. Yea, I think thats it for me, I gotta go watch the Golden Globes, later and stay out of trouble...peace.

                                                     -ur wannabe comunist dude
                                                     Will