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For Tilden Grads
Dear loyal subscriber

As you know, for the past few day I've been serverly sick. While the intial phase is horrible, the aftermath is wonderful. After every sickness, a revealtion comes to mind...something that normally I would'nt even bother to think upon. I've been pondering upon my entire life from the time I could walk to the time where I found out about how a child is born....good timess....

Anyhow, for all you Tilden grads watup? For all the good times/bad times has gone by in those wonderful and eventful 3 years. Ahhh, great times.....
Well, this brings me to ponder about Mr. Easton.....

In 7th grade, I joked about his ridicuosly low voice. His enourmous stomach. And his funny goutche. We call him the "Big Black Foot" Yes, he is indeed one of the most intimitaing man I've sat eyes on. With one look he can scare the crap out of your silly self. With one whirl of his eyebrow, he can make you scramble into the the corner and hugging your knees, whimpering uncontrollobly. Hmm, is there a way to get to this madman? One who makes middle school life soooo unreasonable? Is there a stop to this insanity? I ask of you...YOU Tilden grads.!!!

Ahhh, and theres Ms. Roz Malin. Roz....maybe Roslain? Maybe Roz the Hyena? Some names I have given to this poor bastard. Malin mainly teaches the 8th grade science class in her room filled with...posters...strangely...I remeber her face with tat ridiculous smile filled with fungus eaten yellowy buck teeth. bad times......very BAD times.....Also, her pronouciation of Gas as Gazzes. Wowy, that was great....! I also made up a rumor of her "breeding" herself. For all you know, she can be breeding herself in the backroom. Breeding....hehh...i like that word. You could be walking into her backrromm and see a fish tank with little tadpools with her ugly hyena looking face on it...swimming around...making "gazzes" noies..sickening.....

Yea, I just want to remeber some of the more colorful figure of Tilden, including the African Lunch lady. She's sooo kool! "Punch ya numba againe!" Awesome....she even bleached her hairr.....and theres Pierre, the deaf homosexual lunch monitor. I remeber, me and Ben use to yell at him when his back is turned, "Pierre your gay!" Of course, he's not gay. I saw him trying the pick up the "rat lady" once with one of those swaggering looks that he has when his alzhiemer comes back. The "rat lady" as you know is the 2nd worst compared to "Big Black Foot". She even lives in the sewer near the outskirts of Virginia eating...o excuse me "feeding" upon bread crums. We piss her off so much, she turns blue! Im serious...Blue!!! Lastly, Theres the one teacher I had a major crush on, tats Ms. Stow....this girl is Hotttttttt! It was way back in 7th grade where she interned in for Mr. Trenums World History Class, shes like 23 with a great bod.....(daydreaming).....nehow, she use to bend over to check our homework....Ben, was in my class again and i use to say, "Psss, hey ben, (point to her butt) check it out mannnn!" Of course, he looks...WE ALL look, the whole damn class....EVEN Mr. Treneum! Theres this other kid, Daniel Badkan, the retard kid he use to fart in class all day....like his daily quota is 30 farts, give or take 15. Good times, good times. Well, tat bout rounds it up....again Tilden grads, good luck in skool stay away from drugs...be succeussful...I don't want to see you working in some Mac D or my local garbage collector..........Peace out friends...!
                                            -Will
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