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| Girls & Getting "Whited" |
Dear Subscriber people,
This is the 11th issue of the "Will's twisted thoughts" newsletter as of 2002-2003. Enjoy my fellow buddies.
Well, isn't it nice to have a 10 day spring break? Romance is in the air, spring fever, YEA Baby! YEAA! On a personal note, I've just came back from Dallas, Texas where all the white folks are either drug addicts or racist asses. In this newsletter, we explore the topics of racist cops pulling people over and also the complexity of the human sub-species..females (dramatic twilight zone music).
(this section is intended toward males and from a male perspective) Females, can't live without them. They take care of your ass (moms) and satisfy your cravings girls, your age, applys to males only, if any females whose reading this and find this arousing, give me a call..(wink) (wink). I mean, come on guys, girls are the lifeblood to the human race. They fuckin reproduce, what else do you want?? But, theres 1 thing thats really bothering us guys. There way of thinking. Yup, they are really different from us males. First, when confronted with a problem, we guys just DO what we think it's right, instantly. While our female companions sit back and think about the problem. There is a 80 percent chance we guys screw up using our way of thinking and a 100 if not more using the female way. Ah, good, I'm getting through to you. Think about it, the next time you say, "Honey, I know what I'm doing" to your companion, your either going to be fucked up really bad by severing 1 of your limbs or be embarassed for the rest of your life. Trust me, the latter happened. Also, WHAT is the deal with females NOT liking lesbians, males like girl/girl, but why not females like, guy/guy. I mean theres nothing wrong with guy/gu......o shit, uhh..ya.....forget it. Anyhow, females DO have a more logical approach to the world and should be the brains while we guys be the muscles...wait, so that means we're just testicles with legs and muscles....intriguging......
We have the cops who constantly pull people over for NOTHING! I find it halarious seeing different people of different races getting pulled over. After close observations on the streets of Texas, I came up with this conclusion. Mexicans, Blacks, Whites, and Asians. No offense but its great to watch. When a mex/asian guy gets nailed, he usually pretends he can't speak no english. How do I know there faking? Well, after listening to the poor bastard struggle with the words, the racist cop called him a (qoute) a beaner or chink (unquote). The mex/asian dude than gets really pissed off and starts cussing in english......funny stuff...."You fuckin american piece of crap! Wide-eyed Mofo!...etc." Than we have the blacks, believe it or not, but they actually behave themselves really really nicely. After the Rodney King beating in 1996, they don't want to fuck with white cops nomore. They usually say, "Yes officer, no problem, PLEASEE give me a ticket, I NEED to learn." Than there are the white people. You would think, they also behave nicely, but WRONG! With there stupid PERFECT speaking english, they think they own the damn police. "I was going 30 mph over the speed limit, Big deal. I want your badge number and your name. I'm going to report you to the station." (sigh) white people.........
Well, tune in next time for another letter about the WRONG attraction to your cousins......you know what I mean, I do too..........be sure to read the next 1.
From Russia with love,
Will "Chink" Fong
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