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| Kung Pao Chicken & Fatal Attraction |
Dear Readers,
Yes, for all you chink haters, watup? We yellow ppl have a life ya
know? As if borned with lil teeny thin eyes and funny accents is bad enouf,
we have 2 endure sooooo many racial sterotypes. The follwing defention is
taken from dictionary.com:
Chink (chngk)
n. Offensive Slang
1. Used as a disparaging term for person of Chinese birth or descent.
2. Will Fong
Here's some listed common myths/stereotypes of azn peeps.
1. Chinks have small dicks.
-not (read: NOT) true. That is just a stupid myth that some hobo who
lives behind a chinese restaurant made up. Personally, i think thats soo damn
wrong, i can prove it. ;) oooo ya.
2. Chinks can't drive a car.
-this i partially agree with. I've seen crazy azn females drive, they drive on the left side of the road, while yelling aimlessly at other drivers in her broken english.
3. Chinks eat rice everyday.
-nope, myth again. We chinks eat your american "Freedom Burgers".
(sniker) Freedom burgers....wtf?!? "freedom"....I laugh at you americans,
naming ur bugers so there, "free". What were they before? Peasent Burgers?
Slave Burgers?
4. Chinks quote "Fortune Cookie wise advice" everyday.
-ok, first of all, that shitty substance called "fortune cookie",
which is served in chinese restaruants in the US, is not even really apart of
chink culture. It's made up by americans who saw too many KARATE KID movies,
with wise old Senasai Yamagashi, quotes wise advice to his young
"grasshopper". If somebody calls me a fucking grasshopper, I'll kill that
faggot. Stupid invetion, stupid advices worded like hearing Yoda on crack.
Alright, next up: Fatal Attraction. With my visit in Texas, seeing my
2 cousins. Both girls, one is 28, other 21. (slap myself) Yaaaaaa, u get my
drift, it's sick I know, but still......There both really really REALLY hot.
For some odd reason.....I actually have a crush on them...damn, (slap myself)
I am one sick lil asian. Dont't know why, but this feeling comes up everytime
I'm nearing either of them. Something about how they walk, they talk, there
nice body (slap myself again)..goddammit, gotta stop thinking like Hairy Man
(et. James). But, there.....soo damn attractive.....NO, stop thinking like a
perv (you are a perv -hairy man). (sigh) wut a cruel and unforgiving world
this is....can't be with ur cousin or else your kids are gona b all messed up
with hands sticking out of ther heads.....whoa, violent
images.....(Sigh)...if only....if.......only......
Urs truly,
Chink extraordinar
Will
Note: Will considers himself an Asian-American Chink, when he says, "You
white people", he means it in the most kindest and most nicest way possible.
He has white friends and do not wish for them to all turn on him. Thanks You
for reading.
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