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| Hairy Jungle Boy, a.k.a: James Ryland-Neto |
Yo, James, If your reading this, dont be offended, you made fun of me more than I can count. It's just a little thing I decided to write to spark up some laufs, be understanding aight? If something is really wrong, mi bad, I aplogize befo hand, aight? Cool, now for the rest of you, you KNOW you want to read this:
Species Name:
Jamushairyerjunglaboye
AKA:
James Ryland-Neto
Textbook shortned name:
Jungle Boy or Hairy Man
Birthdate:
Sometimes in 1987
Birthplace:
On top of a tree branch of the jungles in Brazil
Birthparents:
Humans: later abandoned him because of excessive amount of hair, left him the jungle with wild animals.
Adoptive Parents:
Ape men: they found james scavanging for line cloth to cover hairy parts. Was shocked and disgusted by thick curly body hair, but later adopted him into ape family. Used as peasent to haul water around.
Hobbies and Interests:
Likes to scatch himself, make fashionable line cloths for other of his "kind", go out with ladies, makes friends with monkeys at the local zoo, and walks around naked; flashing every1 with his bushy body hair.
Common Behaviors:
Shave constantly, but fails everytime because body hair grows to quickly. Humps squirels thinking it's another of his "kind", flashing old ppl at retirement home which they die of heartattack, (later hired as hitman to shock the target using his excessive amount of hair by flashing), buys hair removal wax in bulk at local outlet warehouse (30 percent discount because of his special need).
The real James:
James is just an average freshmen who is sckooled at Walter Johnson High, he enjoys talking, playing on his computer, making fun of chinese people, listens to punk rock, and pimping the girls. He is just a normal dude trying to get through in the world.....he's trying really hard though, his hair is always in his way.............
-Will "Chinkalicious" Fong
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