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| Children shows and the taliban |
HELOOOOO America,
I seem to have lost my touch in these articles nowdays....it may be the amount of stress, anger, resentment, or.....my daily addiction to these child educational shows. Fo real! Everyday after school, I have to come on home, strip down into my tiddy widys (ex. speedos) and sit 2 inches in front my the TV, tunning in on the latest Telletubies, Barney, Sesame Street to see how cookie monster is doing on those "C is for cookie".
I always wonder who those people in the giant suits on the children shows really are. My guess, they're all mid aged 40 year olds who either are drug addicts are have a unhealthy addiction with children (somebody said Michael Jackson's name?). For all we know, the Telletubbies (purple is my fav), are bunch of midgets who are pshychotic mass murderers who run around in there furry spandex suits terriorizing little kids. And what about Barney the purple dinosaur? Oh sureeee, he seems lovable, but in real life he may be a convicted child molester who can't get go near children, so he has to dress up like a dinosaur, and sing and dance. Just as a precautionary measure, the show's got security guards for the kids, in case of....him getting excited, those people will be armed with electricial sticks....or tasers.....to fry Barney's ass. Oh YES! I would love to see Barney getting electro sticked by 3 people and see his purple ass burn to death......gruesome....
Enough of me, lets talk about the T-A-L-I-B-A-N, or the "AL-KAIDA". Ok, first off, WHAT THE FUCK does that all mean??!? It sounds like some brand of paper that I wipe my untanned pearly white asian ass with. Say it with my folks, "AL-KAIDA". When they attacked NYC back in 9/11, don't they KNOW what they've done??? The Japanese did that to us back at Pearl in '42, and what did they get? TWO frickin ThemoNuclear warheads up there asses. I think after the 9/11 attack, the Japs called the Osama and said, (in an asian accent), "Dun yu kno what you huve donee? Yu huve no idea!! Dun yu read histore booke? When we attacke Pearle Harbore, we uses thousand bombes, but, when theye attacke us, they dropped onlye TWO, which blew our dicks even smalla!!!"
Until Next Time America,
Will
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