Will- Stand up for revoulution!!!!
Dear friends,

It is time for a revolution, we must stand against the bitter power of the Russians! The Russians are invading our schools and our community. We must stand up against the communist regimen. Even now as we speak, the communist flag is hung in Mr. Baxter Room way larger than the american flag. Mr. Baxter one of the World Studies teacher has been corrupted by the russians. Room 120, baxter's room, is the gathering place for the NEW russian communist order of destruction. The communist party at WJ currently, occupies 300% of the school...ehh...(dont ask why its over 100). Intelligence suggests the russian are planning codenamed "crimson death". We must stand up or else in 2 month, the WJ population will all be vaporized by "crimson death" nuclear annilahition. Ivan Melyekov, the assumed leader of this reds have stated, "Ruskkie Communist peur vodka! (translation: All russian commies must drink vodka) he ends his speech with, "Muahahahahaha!!!" It is clear that Ivan is drunk and wants to kill us all. My fellow americans (white, black, yellow, purple, poka-dots) we must go into revolution and kill COMMIES!!!
    -ur friendly capitolist, Will Fong