Hey People!
Welcome to the one and only, "Will's Thoughts" a daily programs featuring the one and only, Will "ricecake" Fong! You have been automaticly selected to recieve this (almost) daily editions of thoughts collected throughout the strange habits of an asian boy who's been through, near death incounters, a shootout with Communists, being poked at with a ugly stick, sprinkled with warm chocolate, and got mauled by indangered species(monkeys and dingos). Anyway, heres the guidelines:
1. Never delete this before opening it
2. Having a sense of humor is applauded
3. saying, "OMG, wat kind of pervert send this is NOT applauded.
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Yeaaaaaa, my own newsletter, greattttt now for the good stuff.

Ok guys, have you notice that the guys locker room and the girls locker rooms are different. Ahh, now you know. Here are the facts, one, Girls locker room smells like body wash (or some really good smelling soap). You may say, "Eh?" but i say "just accept it, guys smell." The boy's locker room smells like Ms. Malin's breath. Well, most of you don't know Ms. Malin, well she's a 8th grade science teacher who talks like she's got corn stuck up her ass. Damn, the bell rang, must go now, shit, havent got to finish my letter, well peace and see ya!
            -will, the ricecake quote unquoute and im a capitolist