Whats Up with toliet water anyways?

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Soo, we're nearing christmas and I haven't found a right present for myself, why? u ask, why should I get a present for myself? Well, first of all, ur worth more than a walking hairless intelligent ape. Ur more of a walking hairless homo-sapain, but who wants the details eh? Anyway, im here to express my thougths about the world through MY eyes. U may not like it, and you sure the hell might's not agree. My thougths today is the use of toliet water. If your sensitive to bathroom hygene (than ur a freak)....i mean, don't read on........

So, this all popped into my head during my daily tackle with the "crapper". Anyway, when i was doing my daily buisness, i thought of the use of toliet water. I wondered, "hmmmm, is this stuff eatable?...better not try it." THAN, i wondered wats the use of it, it just a pool of water in a bowl, why can't we just "DO our buisness in a 3x4 Hole, i mean its big enough ain't it? Obese ppl can enjoy the 7x7 hole that im planning to built. Ahmem.....yea....okee....anyway, toliet water just sits there...SITS there in a puddle...these gallons and gallons of toliet water in the US and the world can be given out to 3rd world countries....YEA!! 3rd world countries (as in poor countires for you idiots)....i mean..JUST filter them water and WaLAAA! You got ur very own drinkable (but shitty) water. Those poor bastard won't know the difference anyways, they're acustomed to drinking like frog pond water, (wats the difference u may ask?) well, frog pond water contains many diseases like "mad frog disease" and "crazy frog diease". Um...now that i think about it, even filtered toliet water is poisonus....o well, suxs for them. BUT, if we totally eliminate the toliet water from our crappers, think of the millions and millions of water AND lives of ppl the US will save! I mean, come on guys, the Russian crappers is just like a frickin hole in the ground, (this is true). Why not implement it in the US? Ask our president, GW. George has been busy keeping the nation together and forgeting the less important stuff like saving the enviorment and whales and all that stuff. Honestly, if this man can choke on a frickin PREZEL than he can surely sign his name on the "Toliet water ban Act". Well, toliet water is unhealthy but after its been filtered through ur mama's kitchen filter (u know, the ones where u use when you make speghetti when you dump the noodles and water through). Using this proposed technique, u can make UR VERY OWN, Drinkable Toliet water!!! Wohooo!!! Help the poor bastards in Antartica where, whenever the pee, their pee freezes...listen to me...help them out!! YEA! help them out!!! uhh....um....well, thats my thought for today, tommorrow, we will explore the stupidity of fashion models at beauty pagents. "what do you dream for the world"...........THEY ALWAYS SAY: "World Peace".....(rolling eyes)....come on!!!! these brainless BINBOS, don't even think about it, ooo i wish for world peace...HA! my ass world peace...THE damn theory is IMPOSSIBLE, we're frickin human beings, we thrive upon violence, theres almost 2 billion ppl on the earth, and u would think at least 10 million of them may be planning to blow something up...(cough)(cough)Russians and there stupid thermal nuclear warheads(cough)(cough)...Stay Tuned...Give me some opions and feedbacks please.. (PromethWill88@aol.com)

                                                                            -ur friendly capitolist and toliet water banning chairman, Will

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