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Dear loyal Readers,

It's been a long time guys, but I'm still thinking of stuff thats errilelvant to your life. Ok, here we go again, today's boys and girls, our topic is Tony Gini. Heh, you know the so called, "cow" of bus 1319.

Species: (scientific name):Tonyefagolardnes

Birthplace: in a cardboard box near the outskirts of India

Mother and Father: a wild hyenna and a indangered fur bison.

Interests: Making fun of everything from food to dogs, eating everything with 300 or more calories, love to watch animal porn at night with mother, and likes to wear tight clothing to show his fatness. (very well i might add).

Goal in Life: To digest over 50,000,000,000 calories a year, be a look-a-like to Fred, the cow at the local farm.

Common phrases: 1. Fag
                2. Assclown
                3. Rapenut
                4. Loser
                5. Ass

Points on why he's a daily annoyance to people like you and me:
-he talks like a gay cow
-he makes shit look eatable
-he overweight and still wears tight clothing
-makes really bad jokes about clowns' asses and gay people (probably from dramatic childhood being raped by clowns.)
-looks amazingly like a cow
-talks in a really crocked hyenna like voice
-smokes aragono (he thinks its pot)
-humps microwave for no apparent reason (again, a practice commonly observed in fat, talkative, cow look-a-like people)
-body is made out most of lard (animal fat)
-brain is most made out of cow lard and jello combined
-been in scienctific experiment, "Genisis" to create the perfect indivual. (failed, he's the leftover crap from the "perfect indivual)
-he is a she in diguse

            -see ya, will

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