The importance of Russians to the world

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Yea, after nearly 4 days of sleding down snowy and icy slopes, the newsletter is finally making a comeback. This is number 6 of 20 in this year's issues. First off, would you reader's PLEASE e-mail me back for feedback. I mean, come on, how can I survive without any fans (do you even have fans? u nincompoop....-Ivan). Ok, many of u captolists disregard commies in a way that disgusts me, you blame them for nuclear wars, assasination of JFK, how our toliet seats aren't covered with fluffy soft cushions (eh? -Ivan). Ok, so you COULD blame them for making millions of nuclear warheads and targeting them to DC or NY. But, come on people, the cold war is over and can't we all just....get along? Russians are a proud and honorable race of geniuses. Although the commies have stupid ideas about furry tall hat covered in bison pubic hairs I'm still strongly with their beliefs, (in a russian accent, naturally) "Blow the Americans to shit, before they blow us to walking genuises with bison pubs on our hats". Give peace a chance guys, Russians have great ideas! Like the system of Communism, everyone is equal=everyone gets along well. Fur bison pubic hair hats+Thermo nuclear (about 1000 times stronger than the Hiroshima bomb almost 60 years ago, just a fact, see you learned something today) warheads=race of genuises. Bottom line, you stupid idiotic capitolists are soo in love with the idea of freedom you forget the orgins of our quest for a better life, Communism (Yea Will! -Ivan). But, we have to realize that many Russians do to be considered idiotic like the time, they decided to clone a human by using leftover nuclear waste to create a "Invincible red warrior". When president Regan (1980's) heard about this amazing feat, he responded, "O joy, the russians are making soldiers out of nuclear wast, (looks at george bush)hey George (vice-president), we're still on for the bingo game at 6 right?". To conclude this pointless piece of writing, i am glad to be at ur service...

                               -Will

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